We all refer to God as HE implying that God is male. What does that mean - that God is male? Does it means that God must have a penis? Does he have testicles? What does God use his penis for? Isn't that the definition of being male? After all - what is male anyhow? Male is a living being with a penis. If God were female - she would have a vagina. If God had neither - then it wouldn't be described in terms of gender. Of course - to even bring up the subject of God's penis is blasphemy because the penis is a dirty thing and God would obviously be ashamed of his penis and if I end up killed in a car crash or assassinated by a Christian fanatic then it's because God got angry and struck me down for talking about his penis.

Seriously though - if this sounds ridiculous - it's in the Bible. We are created in the shape of God. And since God is male then he must have one. And since God fills the universe and has shape then the universe must have a penis. Don't blame me - the Bible says it! Why would God have such a thing and what does he do with it? What are his sexual preferences? Do you think God ever did it? Maybe that's why women yell, "Oh God!" Yep - definitely going to burn in Hell for that remark! One of the mysteries of the universe ....